It's Jeery :D

Examination is finally OVER.

2009-03-13T07:10:00.000-07:00

Yeah,the title curve a little smile on my face :)

Hohoho! Examinations is so stupid end today :)
Seriously,after exam I exactly felt so relax :) lalala~

Yeah! No more stress,No more pressure,No more fed up,No more headache

and No more study till midnight (jk) :D

But when the result is release, i dont think i'll feel it D: *gasp*
Because I knew my results for this time will be bad,so bad,real bad.
I did so many careless mistake,many just-simple-do and some blank! :(

So sad that I too over pro until some is BLANK lor :(

AAh god! my chinese kanasai sure screwed up one lor T.T
hmm okay,dont say about chinese :)

the more i say only make the more suck i feel of myself :)

Oh yeah,hope my english will get an A, but it's impossible D:

Because I spent too much time on section C which is essay,and no enough time for me to do section B which is

answer the question. Therefore,there's a phucking blank on my section B :(

Nevermind,this time no hope to get an A,let's wait for until next time lor right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SO PRO-NYA :D ain't I?

*clears throat*

Oh well,now i'd share with you people a happy moment for me :)
Oh yea,after school of today,I went to froggie house for waiting him prepare swiming wear :)

Yes! we're going swimming! HAHAHAHA.
Okay,the following items is what froggie brought to swimming pool:
1. Boy's Swim Trunk
2. Girl's Swim Trunk (lmao)
3. Girl's Swiming Bra (don't know what he want to do)
4. A dirty T-shirt which has the picture of 2 frog having sex (rofl)
5. A dirty pant with 3 holes at the part of back (tikus bite geh)
6. A towel from primary 6 use till now without wash (wondering how stinky is it?)
7. Telephone with -0.02 credit (lmao)
8. An empty bottle (lol froggie wanna drink swimming pool's water :D)
9. A noobie froggie as himself HAHAHA

Oh yea,that's all. Lol,dont feel weird..someday you'll be used to it HEHE :)
Oh well,after went to froggie house,then is my house! wooh :D
On the way to my house,we saw there's a pair of dogs lol, One so black like anthony lar sien,and another one white till you want to scold "chick bye" LOL.

I don't really know what they were doing lor,but i can tell you what they're doing lol :)

First we saw,the black colour dog A.K.A anthony jump to the backside of chick bye. God,it's so cool lar Haha. Like spiderman's father a.k.a froggieman nia,jump here jump there lol. Oh ya,anthony keep jumped to the back of chick bye,but chick bye seem like dont want play with anthony,keep escaping lol.

Anyone know what they're doing?
The pro me guess anthony wanted to sit behind of chick bye lor heh.

am i chidlish enough?
Okay after a few minutes later, YAY IM HOME! :)
Hee,turn to me for prepare swimming wear :D
Oh well,I'll trying to short my item brought list.
1. Forgot for goat
2. Forgot for goat
3. Forgot for goat
Holyshit,I'm so pro to forgot all for goat lol.
Okay,after done prepare,we went to public swimming pool by WALKING! omg right?
lol,the distance is like from hell to heaven and then to chung hua that far ==
We walk until the legs blaming us why so poor cant sit taxi go lol.
Hah,something amazing happened. Guess what?
Lol yea shit,there are just only 2 people in swimming pool!
The one is calvin the asshole and the another one is mun jun the asshole-sucker Rofl
Hmm,we swam for about 2 hours there,from afternoon 1pm something till 3.30pm lol,aren't we so stupid swiming at this time? Sad,Im feel so regret after back home. why? lmao,stupid me got SUNBURN! Roar! D:
It's so hurt like turtle bite! :( aww turtle so cute HEHEHE!
Well,actually im feel abit happy :) because,I can complain to my baby that how pain it is,

and claim that i want sayang :D hohoho,clever? xD

Okay around 3.30pm,we went to somewhere nearby petronas having ROJAK! teehee :)
eeyer,yuck! I know the "rojak" make you drool so badly,sorry for make you so disgusting lol c:
Oh ya,after this swimming really so sien lor,

I so sien that realized im a pro swimmer lol,really lar wei :)

and My friends told me that I swim so fast like mermaid with turbo lol.

PRETTY FAST xD
After makan,yea is the time to back home :)
Call daddy,Not Free.

Call mommy,Not free.

Call taxi,taxi not enough money to return
Call my house's driver,dad just fired him LOL.
Call stranger,replied:"stfu and don't disturb me,you little asshole". @@ wtf?

putih putih kena scold.
Ask Froggie!!!
Me: Yang,you have car to go back right?
Froggie: Ya,of course.
Me: Can i follow your car to home?
Froggie: No problem lar.
Me: Lol shit why dont you say early?
Froggie: Shit you,why dont you ask early leh?
Me: Shit you back,why dont you tell me early to ask you early leh?
Froggie: Shit you front,no need follow my car.
Me: Shit you left and right,im sorry lol :D
Froggie: If you shit me again,i think you might be stay here till tomorrow.
Me: Okay i will stop shitting you,but from now i will non-stop fucking you. rofl
*end up*

Oh yea,we took like 3-4 sexy photo of us :) I will post them tomorrow. teehee :)
Hmm that's all for today & im tired hah..
GoodBye all :)

Chinese Sucks :(

2009-03-12T05:57:00.001-07:00

Oh ya,the title is exactly RIGHT :)

nyahahaha~

Chinese is really SUCK lar wei! :D

Suck at it unable to talk! stand! sit! & doing what human do! (sex) lmao

Hah,Actually I so hate chinese just because of It test paper is so hard and so very difficult. damn

Today was exam chinese, and.......i forgot! ==

During chinese test,oh god damn it.

I seriously got so fed up of it.

Especially the phucking section A,formal letter.

When I saw the title want us to write formal letter,

I was like what-the-F formal letter!

and then look right side of me,hey you know how to write bo? Replied: dunno

Look left side now,hey the formal letter you know how to do bo? Replied: dunno

Damn,the last target of cheating side,

Look behind of me, hey Jason formal letter formal letter,how how how?

Replied: diam lar. LOL wtf? *middle finger for him*

Hah,actually he was so nervous like me,as his left right side also replied dunno too :) *peace*

Noobie dont sad,this is only called what "stick together through thick and thin,Share weal and woe" right? :D

By the way,Grats noobie i'm so happy when you said "diam lar" :)

Because you're being smart-ass to know what is the meaning of "diam" xD

hope you see this :D

oh well,i hope i will not get a word start from F on my chinese :)

Hmm anyways,wish me goodluck lor :)

and thanks you those who wished me good luck :)

Signing off.

Bye.

Phucking Bored.

2009-03-10T05:31:00.000-07:00

Hello Hi Hi Hello Hi :)

Today was a phucking bored day for phucking pro me =(

Hmm,Today woke up around 5.30am.

Do execise,1 2 3 4,2 2 3 4, 3 2 3 4.... LOL sohai xD xD

Okay After,Went to prepare

Then Went to school,one second after....

Yea~ the class is over :) going start off to home with baby :)

sweet moment but little sad D:

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM~* wooh a long vroom like a snake with V head :D

Okay entered house of mine,

entered bedroom of mine,

Lie on bed.

Closed eyes.

*snore snore*

till the next day.

Hah,when say about sleep. I've a..erm sleep joke? Yes,sleep joke for you all :)

*presentation start*

Jeery went to a psychiatrist.

Jeery: "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it.

Top, under, top, under. I'm going crazy!"

Psychiatrist: "Just put yourself in my hands for two years, and come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

Jeery: "How much do you charge?"

Psychiatrist: "A hundred dollars per visit."

Jeery: "On,I'll sleep on it."

Six months later the doctor met Jeery on the street.

Psychiatrist asked: "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?"

Jeery: "For a hundred buck's a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars."

Psychiatrist : "Is that so! How?"

Jeery: "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"

*Enjoy*
GoodBye~

Yesterday,my sasa has my babies.

2009-03-08T21:07:00.000-07:00

Title Correction: My Hamster Has Babies!

Hah,look the title! * so Kiuttttt ><*

Hah,This was supposed to be blogged yesterday but I was too tired to blog.

PLUS,there's a game named dota keep forcing me play it =3

So,let's do it today :D

Yes! Yesterday,Yes,It's Yesterday! rawr

I'm so sure,so confirm,so affirmative,so clear,so understandable

that my chubby female hamster which my baby named it "sasa" a.k.a nessa

just had babies yesterday! :)

Actually, I already knew that sasa will pregnant someday.
Because I used to watch my evil-male-hamster,

which is also my baby named it "ryry" a.k.a Jeery. ryry evil but cute than sasa x99 :p

Okay again,because I used to watch the pro ryry having sex with the sexy sasa.

*clear throat* lmao.
It's really extremely pro live show I've ever seen :D

And you can't imagine how pro it is geh I tell you.
Because It's already over your imagination. yea,that pro.

and now,SUPRISE!! :)

Hah,this fatty hamster is not my hamster c: teehee
Honestly,My hamster fat than this asshole :)

Actually, I just want let you people know what is hamster nia. LMAO.
*Scroll down*

ROFL!

*oink oink* :D

Rawr! What the fuck is my EX doing on here? lmao

Hah,wonder what her name? :)

Hers name leng lui,
and you can call her fucking fugly bush retard no-ass-hole pigtard :) lmao.

Hmm,is this enough fat to you?

Yes,but not fat than my HAMSTER! :) Wondering how fat is my hamster? hehe.

HERE IS

LMAO.
Yea,my so-called hamster and my so-called fat. Haha :D
Don't be admire that I've this kind of size hamster. *PEACE* If you do it,I'll feel myself so lucky to have it :) lol

Oh well,I heard from people and web say that, if this is the first time hamster has babies,
she most likely will try and eat them all >.<
now it really making me "afraid here afraid there" ==
Hah,anyways wish sasa & ryry wont eat thier babies like my mom :)
And Hmm,okay i'm getting tired now :( damn hamster topic made me so tired xD
Plus,I've no more idea to continue my writting :D
So......

Bye all the bitch,
goodluckkkkkkkkk :)

A saturday of mine.

2009-03-07T08:48:00.000-08:00

OMG PEOPLEEES! I'M BACK AGAIN :)
Yes,I've been not blogging for a couple day :)

I'm trying to escape the blog class,and Its successed. *congratulation lol*

Actually, I suppose to update my bloggie yesterday,but my brother

who is human being also using computer stucked in me. ==

So, kind of lazyness me will not going to write the incident of yesterday. ^^v

I'll write about today *FU* :)

TODAY! the so-called early-wake-up-me woke up around 10.30am :D

I know,It's late huh == But,It's still early for a pro who last night slept around 2am right? :)

Yes,I slept around 2am last night ==v

Because of MOVIE!! :) which is the serial type.

Oh well,It's love story drama which is not reserve for you but deserve you to watch. :)

That drama really pro lar i tell you. It sometimes made me feel sad,happy,touching,happily and HORNY lol.

Okay back to topic, I quickly had a face wash, prepare and then ONLINE lol.

First I always did after online is online msn,and then CHAT CHAT CHAT.

But there's no one chat with me :) *peace*

Okay,a half hour later. Calvin the noob who is still owe me money, phoned me.

He told me that he's outside of my house already lol. die you no house is it? haha jk.

Okay I opened the door let him in. And then we talk talk talk.

Talk cock Talk crap Talk about SEX. rofl

Halfway we talk, my another friend so-called froggie phoned me or either calvin.

i forgot lol :X
He told me or either calvin that he is coming my house too lol.

Okay now,there's 3 horny kids in a group dicussing about sex lmao

Because our parent never talked with us about it.

They don't even talk clearly,openly & honestly about sex :(

So,that's all what we can do, dicuss with each other about it,

and then find out the "why?" :) i know it's cool.

After around 1pm something,

my another so-called blacky friend came to my house. *wooh so black*

He's so good sexy man,his sexy black colour sexy skin made every-sexy-one

feel that he's so sexy.

*lol sexy-nya*

Let's count how many sexy there are :) and then answer me at "chat box"

Okay,actually he came to my house is just for pick us up to tuition,

which is M3 tuition.

We were having exactly 3 hours there. *damn so bored but fun ==v*

After tuition, went home,

then take a bath

after cover myself went to bedroom

then putting my clothes on

then went out of bedroom

then then then....forgot @.@

*flashbackkkkkkkkkk*

Oh got it! and then went to froggie house! xD dont say me no house uh :)

shit lor,there is another tuition which is BM I need to cope with.

I hate BM actually,because I'm a noob BM-er :(

But, I pro than BM-er who is malay :) why?

Hah,because I could eat as much as pork as possible :) can you? :P lol jk.

Okay,Im so the tired now :(

Anyways, Thanks you very much to froggie for gave me a brand-of-frog-pant :)

Hah, btw sei you froggie,It's so big for human being without a belt you know? :)

But Im-so-don't-care,Thanks you *Smile at you*

Althought-But-Because-So-Thus, BYE

The second day.

2009-03-05T02:32:00.000-08:00

Wooh Peoples,My second blog post ever:)

Actually, today is nothing special.
Just Woke up almost 5am this morning.

It's kinda early for me lor,but I slept again after went to toilet piss on the floor. lol

Suddenly! my kind of "hello-moto" phone rang! *omg! is ghost calling me ._.?*

Hah,It's my baby calling me! muacks <3>Actually,She called me is to wake me up lol. *disturb me die you xD jkjk.*

Heh,this is what she did for me everyday :) Thanks Baby <3 Olive YOU.

*heh,dont too exciting until cry when you see this :D*

Oh yea, going to school like what I always did.

But there is DIFFERENCES today. *Guess what?!*

Holy,I DIDN'T bring my wallet to sunflower center which is also known as School lol.

Hah,but too bad I'm not hungry at all even if I did'nt bring my wallet to school :)

*Omg,i'm such a pro who no need to eat also can alive :D hee,jokking.*

Indeed,i will not hungry at all because of my BABY again :)

She is such a so unable-to-eat-so-much girl ._. Sorry :P

Today school recess time,She can't finished her curry rice which i stolen and gave her :)

Her reason for can't finish is too spicy lol. Okay then,She asked me to help her eat lor. "ngam ngam" I haven't eat too lol *Yay thanks <3*

The pro me just took like 3 minutes to finish it *hiak hiak* :D

Can you imagize that how fast i eat? What i look like?
Reply: Very FAST,Look like PRO teehee. *sorry for i eating fast than you and pro than you, bleks*

Hmm,I can write more actually..but my brother is nagging behind of me :(

So peoples, take care ! Byeee.

The First-Time Experience :)

2009-03-04T05:10:00.000-08:00

Today! is the day of today :) and I've finally started my first blog teeehee :) *omg right?*
It took me one whole day to take photo of mine,post this blog and filling all the blank :D
Actually, i wanted to blog since last year someday, because of my-don't-dare,so i give up. *lol lame :D?*
Oh Yea,this is my first blog post ever. So,i'll try my hardest to make the things I write funny, so that YOU reader won't be so bored to read my blog,but I always feel like I fail miserably for write funny. *forgive me ah xD*
Besides,i want to tell you guys that i've bad english grammar and spelling, so please excuse me once more :) I'll know it,because someone ever complaint it to me lol. But now i will never never and never wrong my spelling anymore :) because I'm too pro until there's a function named "check spelling". *lalala XD*
Honestly,I'm so very tired now *T.T* and I'm so godly & brave too :) because I want to stop writting dy,I don't scared of you guys beat me for force me to write more,I'm kind of GOD,hard to beat one *blek* .Heh btw,it's so fun for me to write blog,thanks my parent for hosting this blogspot.com xD *sorry to my parents,i accidentally to give away the secret lol*
Hoookay lar,Time to "end game" and I'll only "rmk" tomorrow x)

Godbye and Godnight :D *oops! shit i spell something wrong dy,its GOOD lar wei! heh*
*The End .l.* lol.